The Tourist stars Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie as a couple of people involved in some sort of spy thing. Paul Bettany is in it, too. That’s the impression The Tourist left on me. It’s one of the blandest things I’ve seen in ages. At no point will you care about what’s going on in The Tourist. However, it does have the greatest ending of all time:
About 50 minutes into the movie, I got sick of it, turned it off, and found out Osama Bin Laden had been killed. (SPOILER!)
For that reason, I give The Tourist two stars on a scale of 5 thumbs.
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