Some Rules For This Blog

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While I wait for the domain to propagate, I wanted to post some ground rules if anybody ever comments here. (I don’t think they will. This is just in case.)

 

1. Your political views mean nothing to me. No matter what side you’re on, your* short-sighted, poorly written ideology is pure torture to endure. Therefore, I won’t. I hope to talk mainly about movies and sports stuff here. Many people on the internet are desperate to show off how good they are at memorizing talking points without adding any additional insight (in the name of freedom, of course); To those people I say, “Reading your thoughts is like pouring AIDS into my eyes.” Save your dumbass take on “The Issues” for your shitty Facebook feed, where you can savor the “LOL”s and “You said it”s from your retarded pals on your own wasted time. I plan on banning folks early and often; you’ve been warned.

* I feel pretty confident in using “your” in that sentence, as 95 percent of the political views on the Internet are pure shit.

2. I’m bad at feigning interest, so try and be interesting. I always enjoy discussing things, but they tend to devolve into not-that-funny riff-offs. I’m happy to riff on IM or Twitter with anybody, but I’d prefer to use the comments here to talk about stuff.

3. I would like it if you added me on Twitter. My Twitter account is here. If you were to add me, I would be pleased.

Okay, that’s it. I’m going to start posting more things next week. Hooray.

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To Elaborate…

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…as well as fill up room in the header, I’ve been writing, but haven’t been feeling the ha-has as of late. This is why the podcast, which was a blast to do and had a handful of regular listeners, fell by the wayside. On the bright side, I’ll always have this graphic:

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I watched a lot of movies this past year, more than usual. I think I’d like to write about them for a while. I enjoy that, so that’s what I’m going to do, and I’ll probably make a lot of smart-ass remarks, maybe record a new podcast…who knows? The point is, I’ll enjoy it.

I Help With A Thing at Chud.com

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It’s an NFL column, written mostly by Clint Shaffer and Tom Suitt, but they’re kind enough to let me chime in at the beginning each week. It looks like we’ll be recording a podcast during the playoffs, which should be fun. It’s been a fun season, and I hope to do more with Chud in the next year.

Our newest column just went up, as of this writing. Check it out here.